So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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