It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
