We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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