Is it because I queefed?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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