"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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