I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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