Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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