Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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