Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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