I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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