I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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