why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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