You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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