wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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