Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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