her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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