wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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