I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
