You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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