Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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