how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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