I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i came on her dog
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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