i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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