At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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