He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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