Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
