Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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