so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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