I'm eating all of the evidence.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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