I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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