And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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