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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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