His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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