It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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