we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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