Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Everything about him screamed your future.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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