Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I queefed so loud it echoed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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