So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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