just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
