Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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