You're my little dorito
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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