let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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