ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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