check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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