also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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