it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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