i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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