no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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