Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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