I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
