I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
