I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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