Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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